how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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