Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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