(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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