Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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