so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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