Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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