The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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