My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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