I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize