so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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