Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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