We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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