We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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