No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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