i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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