Im at strip club and am horny
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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