If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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