Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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