it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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