its not stalking. its research.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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