its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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