NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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