I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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