So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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