Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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