you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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