She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
The air was thick with penises
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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