So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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