I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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