You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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