giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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