Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
