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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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