She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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