Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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