ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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