it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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