I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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