Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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