is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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