I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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