Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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