I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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