I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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