I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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