from now on my penis is your penis
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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