ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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