So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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