I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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