I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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