He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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