Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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