That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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