Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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