Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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