I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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